Archive - Mamie Van Doren: Secrets of the Goddess

Across the River and Into Chasen’s

The night the phone rang, I had my hair up in pink curlers the size of beer cans, and a purpulish-green glaze of night cream on my face.

Apr 30, 2025 • Mamie Van Doren

Vietnam War 50th Anniversary

Wednesday, April 30, 2025 will be the 50th anniversary of the end of the Vietnam war.

Apr 25, 2025 • Mamie Van Doren

February 2025

Elon sucks up power

Musk rummaging around in my IRS account, threatening my Social Security—I ask myself how this unelected foreign national gets that privilege.

Feb 18, 2025 • Mamie Van Doren

December 2024

Adventures With the Blond Giant

Dec 31, 2024 • Mamie Van Doren

The Great Penis Masterdebate

In my 1986 autobiography, Playing the Field, I openly discussed the penis sizes of some of the men I had known.

Dec 17, 2024 • Mamie Van Doren

Dec 13, 2024 • Mamie Van Doren

Start from Scratch

I’m a tyrant when it comes to back scratching.

Dec 13, 2024 • Mamie Van Doren

These are the missed karmic events, the things that weigh on your heart.

Dec 4, 2024 • Mamie Van Doren

Uncle Milty's Balls

Uncle Milty’s Balls

Dec 2, 2024 • Mamie Van Doren

November 2024

Quincy Jones R.I.P.

May your journey be swift and safe, dear friend

Nov 25, 2024 • Mamie Van Doren

My sincerest thanks for stopping by to read my inaugural post.

Nov 24, 2024 • Mamie Van Doren

This is Mamie Van Doren: Secrets of the Goddess.

Nov 22, 2024 • Mamie Van Doren

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